I would like a peporoni pizza, small salad, diet coke, and a nerdy boyfriend

OK before you all go like, "woah so this blogger is like a girl or he's gay," I am a guy who is straight. The title of the article is based on another article I read on Riuva that might interest you. It's about why nerd boyfriends (I am one of them) are the best. I was going through this article and thought, "Wow this is so true its amazing one of us(nerds) are able to find this out(not surprising, according to this article nerds have either graduated from college or currently attending college, I am currently attending college so this must be true). Well anyways, this article analyzes different aspects of a nerd which I must say is quite accurate as many of the points made in the article match me, especially the part about the no fashion sense. So when you read this article you might see your own traits and think, "Wow I have a chance, I should print this article on my 5620 laser printer with high quality color after editing it with photoshop to make it fancier and show it to girls so they will go out with me." Do not do that, while interesting, it will probably cause girls to either run away from you, spray you with mace, or kick you in your balls and take your lunch money while you're in the fetal position. But if you are a nerd and currently have or will have a girlfriend, maybe you could show her the article and say, "Yes its all true, now you know why you love me. Now get off my computer, my DnD match starts in a few minutes." Something like that anyways. Here's the direct link from Riuva.com

Which Otaku Are You?

It was hilarious when I read this article from Riuva.com, basically the article is about the different "sub-species" of otaku to get more into detail of which one you are. This includes moeotaku, the guys who collect anything with usually their favorite anime girl on it like posters, busts, pillows, the list goes on; but the funny thing I read about them was that they stay away from men who "smash their balls" I was laughing so hard when I read that. Another interesting one was the "Narutard," no offense to those who like Naruto as I am a fan myself and plan to cosplay as one maybe in the future. But currently I'm going to go as a bleachbi%(& ( I prefer not to swear on this site). You should really check this "report" out. I am currently the closet nerd/moeotaku/troll. Which one are you?

Nananananana Octman

The title is if from the theme music for the old live action batman. That is related to this post due to this vid I was watching. Watch as the octopus drops its "cape," like batman, from its body and flies around (actually swim around) in the ocean water as batman "flies" around Gotham city. This was a very interesting vid, apparently the octopus drops this umm..."cape" when its threatened by a predator. The "cape" is sticky and will stick to the predator to distract it long enough for the octopus to escape. Isn't nature amazing?

Tissue anyone?

A current advertisement technique used by Japan's company's, banks, etc. is giving out tissues with their name on the package. So when you whip out a tissue to blow your boogers out of your nose, you will be reminded of them and think of them every time you see your snot. Nice isn't it? People are hired to pass these tissues out, but not anymore with these robots that can do that job, with a cute look on their face at the same time. Isn't technology great?

XP Tan

In slight reference to my previous post, Mac got nothing over PC if PC had this setup. Basically in the first vid she says something like "Wow, you started up fast, now we can spend more time together." The second one is stating that XP has a lot of memory through the girls MB (mega breast*).(Don't ask if I have it for I don't, I also do not know where you can get it, I would so love to have it though)

*I made the MB definition up, kind of a geek thing, MB actually means Megabytes

Cellphones for your working Shinigami (Death God)

This was something interesting I picked up while looking through Bleach on youtube. I was like wow, cellphones in Seretei, I always thought the butterfly thing they use was more interesting though. The ideas for the new cellphone styles were interesting, especially Nemu's and Soi Fong's. Honestly I would go for something like Soi Fong's but with something manlier lol, although Yachiru's idea wasn't half bad neither, it caught Rukia's attention.

Ah kissy fish (quote Simpons episode: One fish, two fish, blow fish, bluefish)

Mmm ya..who hasn't seen the episode where Homer eats the puffer fish? Well I have and I bet many of you have as well. Well to sum it up, Homer eats an ill prepared puffer fish sushi which led him to his run around on life due to his belief of having only 24 hours to live after eating the poisonous fish. Puffer fish, known as fugu in Japna, is a nice skinny fish suddenly becoming fat, every persons worst nightmare. The fish is poisonous to eat unless prepared properly. Watch the vid and see the wonders of the deadly fish that everyone in Japan loves to eat. I have not personally tried the fish, but I will risk my life to try it in the future.